Top 9 Clues Your Kid’s Teacher Doesn’t Like Your Kid

 

 

#9
Your kid’s report card doesn’t have Fs; it has FUs.
#8
The teacher demonstrates dodgeball techniques on your kid. During Spanish class.
#7
All of your kid’s vocabulary words are synonyms for degenerate.
#6
You told the teacher your kid’s birthday is coming up and she said, “We’ll see about that.”
#5
The teacher gives your kid detention for having the gall to raise his hand and draw attention to his existence.
#4
When your kid asked the teacher, “Guess what I want to be when I grow up?” the teacher responded, “A contributing member of society?”
#3
Your kid keeps complaining about the school bully, and when you call the teacher to talk about it, she says, “Oh, that was me.”
#2
Your kid’s homework assignment is a school transfer application.
#1
The teacher keeps sending him to the nurse to find out why he makes her sick.

 

 

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One Response to “Top 9 Clues Your Kid’s Teacher Doesn’t Like Your Kid”

  1. very funny. sadly true in some cases.

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